Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

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I do To report them.

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An Illumi-neti pot

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Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

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What do you think of Miles Davis?

He kind of blew

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I think we're in sink.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.