Credit Card Jokes

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Take away it's credit cards!

What's large, black and steals your credit cards?

Sony Playstation

What do you do if your in the way of stampeding cows?

Take away their credit cards so they can't charge

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How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

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