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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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THE RETAIL STORE!

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I can't remember.

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I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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A sub-woofer!!!

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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Forty feet of track - all straight!

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Jared Fogle

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Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.