What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints.

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Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

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He used conditioner on them.

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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Diddily-squats.

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About 3 to 4 times a week. "Be honest." 2003.

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Are you syncing what I"m syncing

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One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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The Andouille Decimal System

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Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

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Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.