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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack?

Because they can only count to 3.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

How do you play Taliban bingo?

B-52...F-16...B-1..

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.