Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

How do you stop a taliban tank?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

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What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

Why did the emo chicken go across the road?

He was afraid to go down the tracks.