Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

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What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."