Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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What's Afghanistan's National Bird?

An American drone.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves?

Maths teachers, they make everybody count.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.