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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

What's the capital of Afghanistan?

KABOOM!!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates... 'run around a lot!'

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!