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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why do mathematicians only count up to 287?

Because if they count one more it would be 2gross to continue.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Taliban Jokes More Taliban Jokes

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System