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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back?

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.