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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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How do you encourage a bartender?

That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

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What did you do on the weekend?

ME: I baked CW: Nice. What did you bake ME: Me

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.