Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why didn't the mathematician want to go to the beach?

He didn't want people to see his tan lines.

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What looks better... than roses your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.