Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

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What do you call it when a brunette dyes her hair blonde?

Brainwashing.

Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

Because he is a Norsissist.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.