Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.