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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

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Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you.

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.