Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What's the matter You look flushed!

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Your looking Sharp!

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I can clearly see ur nuts.

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Brainwashing.

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Have a good one, son.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.