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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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How do German women know when they're pregnant?

They're never late...

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

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What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.