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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

Doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.

What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What do a German says when you show him a good meme?

Danke

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.