What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

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What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

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What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes