Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What do you call a hippie that is out at sea on a raft?

He was far out man. --

Why are airplane crashes in the ocean so visible?

They're plane to sea

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.