Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels