Bay Jokes

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

A bagel

Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

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