Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

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Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.