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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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What made you leave it?

Well, the movie ended so

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.