Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!