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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay?

Because it was a freight!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.