What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"