What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.