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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

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What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.