What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long