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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

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