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What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

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What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while