What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!