What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is Palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much

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Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.