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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

P Jokes More P Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What's a good pickup line in a New Age bar?

I bet it's really nice to be Enya.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes?

An Investigator.

What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator