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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

What is the worst city to be a cop in?

Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China?

Because there are so many Wings and so many Wongs that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call an alligator that starts something?

An insti-GATOR!