A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.
The snowblower came around
They say he made a mint.
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.
Because the 'P' is silent
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Bet on it.
An Investigator.
They can't croco-dial the phones.
