What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

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What's the one thing a hoarder has no trouble letting go of?

Their mind

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.