What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

You can almost hear them.

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!