What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

P Jokes More P Jokes

What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An in-vest-igator!