Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
The barber ran
When the monkey wants its bum back?
Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
A school.
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court
Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "
