What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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The alphabat.

How do the fish get to school?

By octobus!

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!