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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

How do bees get to school?

By school buzz!

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Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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Because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

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Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!