What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Chicken Caesar salad.

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Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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An old man!

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Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

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What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "