Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Septembrus
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Elementary
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.
