Because she couldn't control her pupils
She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early!
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...
Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.
They only had 2 trucks
The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)
The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"
Type O positive people.
Count Spatula
People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.
20 Watts
Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)
Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"
It's an ill-eagle activity
An eskemo.....
Because you have to change them.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
