Because she couldn't control her pupils
She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early!
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
A chicken sedan.
It's too square.
The Elfabet!
They havent been taught good table manners!
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
Because I got eye lashes.
There was no outlet
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!
Some nights, I don't know.
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
Because he was Haydn.
Two test tickles.
They all left.
Because you have to change them.
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
