Because she couldn't control her pupils
She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early!
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Pupil. doughnut.
I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar
C. U. Tomorov
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "
Kim Jong Un has control over his country.
I am Root.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
So they have something to do at night.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Jesus going up for the cross!
The MaxiPad
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"
"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully
