Because she couldn't control her pupils
She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early!
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Because they are missing two towers.
A right a right a right!
Comment after reading the article.
A CATalog
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
His bark was much worse than it's bite!
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because in charge Yoda was.
Quatro cinco
She thought he was too controlling.
The drizzle
Learning from your mistakes.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
