Because she couldn't control her pupils
She was cross eyed.
He had only one pupil.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!
He only had one pupil.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: I get up early!
Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!
Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!
Pupil: Banana.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
Pupil: Stop taking baths
Pupil: Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Pupil: The sausage!
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Pupil. doughnut.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
Send them the Fine Brothers.
He thinks one step ahead
Advanced methematics.
Dah okey pokey mon.
It's fine, I'm 0K
Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon
An abomination.
Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."
Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.
Because everyone was a goblin
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
