Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

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How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!