Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Two test tickles!
They got Snowden.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
They couldn't function together.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
Everywhere.
By trying to jump rope.