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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a Senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.