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Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!