Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head.

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

Sloth Jokes More Sloth Jokes

What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers