Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke

What would you call a terrible piece of gold?

Absolutely Auful!

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

How many Dragon Ball characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just 1, but It'll take 7 episodes for him to do it.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.