Sloth Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

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What is a Sloth's favorite breakfast food?

Slothages.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

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Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

Function Jokes More Function Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

Why can't you derivate a social scientist?

Because they don't have a function

Little Guy Jokes More Little Guy Jokes

Why "Trojan" condoms?

Didn't the Trojan horse burst open & thousands of little guys poured out Less than stellar marketing.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

Meow.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up