Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.