Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!