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Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

They asked.

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.