Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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Present Jokes More Present Jokes

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.