Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!