Why didn't the rope get any presents this year?

He was very knotty.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

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What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...