Tell her a joke at Christmas
They don't tell you
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
Because his bread was stollen!!!
Scary Christmas!
Because they always take things, literally.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby!
Fry-days.
Because it's always on a sundae!
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.