Tell her a joke at Christmas
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
Because calling them Republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
With Easter eggs.
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
