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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.