How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Which number confuses people?

82

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east?

Because there's a Target on every corner

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips