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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why did God make women last?

He didn't want someone telling him what to do

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Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Why are fish only happy inside?

They have in-door fins

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!