How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy?

Because they can't tell afib

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

What fruit makes you confused?

Papayas See, you're confused right?

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

What if your corner isn't 90 degrees?

Well, it just wouldn't be right.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!