How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

What do confused owls say?

Too-whit-to-why

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator