How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty