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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer World Cup held in England in 1966?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.