What do beef hearts smell like?

Honey.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What smells bad and sounds like a bell?

Dung! Get it?!

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.