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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.