Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Whats the month people get most drunk in?

Febrewery

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Why didn't the XML goto the Gym?

Because it couldn't be parsed.

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.