Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.