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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

People Jokes More People Jokes

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.