Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

How does one know if balls are ticklish?

Test-Tickle.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Why are test tube manufacturers always single?

People just seem to find them vial!

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

Nap Jokes More Nap Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What do you call a relative of a nap?

A napkin.