What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

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What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing?

He could really get into the vaultz.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.