What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.