What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

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What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.