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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

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What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What kind of eye disease do vampires get?

Dracular degeneration.