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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.