What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

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What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

How can you tell that you're getting old?

You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.