Type Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

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Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Anthony Weiner Jokes More Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

It is usually still in the case.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.