Type Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What type of car does James Bond drive?

00-Sedan

What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

A priustoric!

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

Sync Jokes More Sync Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What did one device say to the other?

Are you syncing what I"m syncing

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Malaria Jokes More Malaria Jokes

How did you get malaria from a stab?

Malaryan Steel.

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Blod Type Jokes More Blod Type Jokes

What blod type are you?

I replied "Typo".

What blod type am I?

Type-O

Armour Jokes More Armour Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.

Rpg Jokes More Rpg Jokes

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why did Rodney Dangerfield always make such unbalanced RPG characters?

He never got no respec. *edited to make grammar worse