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Type Jokes

What type of battery does The Fonz use?

AAAA

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Love

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of movie does a blind person watch?

Black and black movies.

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

What type of luggage talks in short sentences?

A brief case

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What type of clothing does a House wear?

Address.

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

What is Shulk from Xenoblade's favorite thing to type?

Back Slash!

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What type of dog leaves a mark?

Shar pei

What type of transporter does Mr. Scott use?

A Beemer.

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What type of MMO's does the Taliban play?

RPG's

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

What type of sound system does a Saab have?

A Saab-woofer

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What's harder the softer it gets?

Typing withw my peniuasd 9damnit!)

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What type of car does a ghost drive?

A BOOick.

What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Which type of juice has the most mood swings?

Caprice Sun. OC

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard

What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

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What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.

What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

Equation Jokes More Equation Jokes

How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What did the integral say to the equation?

I don't even...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why, doc?

And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker