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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.