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Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.