Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

What is the most positive thing in Africa?

HIV

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What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.