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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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What are all sports in Africa called?

The hunger games

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.