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Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

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Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.