Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.