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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!