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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.