Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

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Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

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Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.