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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.