Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why weren't there any black guys in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Gamble Jokes More Gamble Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!