Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over.

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How'd you get amnesia?

4yo:.. Me:.. 4yo: I don't remember. Me: Well played..

How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

How can you get four suits for under $2.00?

Buy a deck of cards.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!