What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

What's a wombat for?

For playing wom

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.