What animal should you never play cards...

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What do you do with a wombat?

You play wom with it.

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.