What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?

The ghoulscorer.

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

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Why was everyone mad after the annual animal race?

Because the winner was a cheetah

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs