What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Why did that animal's wife get a divorce?

Because he was a cheetah.