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Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

D(sun)/dt *facepalm*

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

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How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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Where the hell did you get?

The barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!