What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!