What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.