What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

Why does nobody talk to circles?

Because there is no point!

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus