Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

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Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

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Square eyes

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Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!