What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

GiANT!!

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What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.