What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

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To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Heinz-enburg.

What is Walter White's favourite band?

Well it's not Saving Jane, that's for sure.

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Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

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A Jehovah's Witness.