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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

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