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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.

What is Walter White's favourite brand of ketchup?

Heinz-enburg.

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.