What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.

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Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!