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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

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What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.