How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

You know he did it.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

How do you tell the difference?

I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"

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What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.

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How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.