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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

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How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...