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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Chill Jokes More Chill Jokes

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

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