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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

How did Jesus feel after the last supper?

A bit cross.

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What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

They go on peck-nics!

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.