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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!