What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

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What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch, gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation?

Your dentist.