What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.