What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What are the "White Walkers" doing when we don't see them in a GoT episode?

Chilling.