What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!