What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why is Jesus always sad?

Because Jesus Christ (Cries)

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

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What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.