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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.