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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'