What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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What did the doctor say to the short guy in a hurry?

You're going to have to be a little patient.

What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What kind of lotion does a bullfighter use?

Oil of Ole'