What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Whats Kim Kardashian and the Middle East got in common?

Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.