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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast