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What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast