Nail Gun Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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Jiu Jitsu.

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Yall nailed it.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

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Too many horses were drowning.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Podcasts.

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What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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A nail gun.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community?

Respectacle

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Why do politicians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.