Nail Gun Jokes

What is Jesus's favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Podcast Jokes More Podcast Jokes

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

More guns.

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Taylor Jokes More Taylor Jokes

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What do you call people that you hate?

Clouds, because once they are gone it's a beautiful day.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Outlaw Jokes More Outlaw Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!