Nail Gun Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What would be Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What did Victoria say to the tailor?

I'm a Taylor too.

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When is an outlaw neither left-handed nor right-handed?

When he's red-handed.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer?

Mainly SMALL ARMS.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.