Nail Gun Jokes

What is Jesus's least favorite gun?

A nail gun.

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What is Jesus' favorite gun?

A nail gun!

What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be?

A nail gun

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How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

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Diepole

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

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Podcasts.

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!