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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What did the Israelite say to the American when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

What were the unauthorized protestors guilty of doing?

Marching banned.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...