Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why are jokes about rotten eggs banned?

Because they're infeggtious

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.