Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.