Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Ayy lil' mayo.
Nah, I'm still working on it.
It never worked out because they never met
He works on a cold case.
Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
He sat in his own pew.
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists