Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists