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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.