Its the 5/7 day of the week
By reposting it every week!
Getting new shoes every week.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Fryday.
I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...
Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.
SaTURDay
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Just Juan
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.
The posters.
We'll get on it next week
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Wednesday
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
The posters
After a week he was spotless!
Me: Why are you living in the past
Six more weeks of bad hockey!
Sumday
For me it's three weeks.
About two weeks.
Amelia a package last week - did you get it!
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
I pented just last week.
HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
It was supposed to be in place last week!
Player: I finished it in three days!
One is a weak one and the other one week!
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Kidneys!
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
Moandays.
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
I freed what
Sununday.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Cannelloni some money till next week
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Si, era Missed
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
He had noBODY to go with.
Prom
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
RUFF!
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
Just the people who were in charge of that decision.
ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.
Well, this was a waste of Thyme.
RIP post
When it's a baby elephant!
Six weeks old!