Its the 5/7 day of the week
By reposting it every week!
A blind man...
Getting new shoes every week.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Fryday.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...
SaTURDay
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Just Juan
Something you do for the first week of the new year.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.
The posters.
We'll get on it next week
Wednesday
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
Atrophy.
The posters
After a week he was spotless!
Me: Why are you living in the past
Six more weeks of bad hockey!
Sumday
For me it's three weeks.
About two weeks.
Amelia a package last week - did you get it!
Constable
Because Wednesday is hump day.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
I pented just last week.
HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
It was supposed to be in place last week!
Player: I finished it in three days!
One is a weak one and the other one week!
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Fashionably late. I'll be here all week.
An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.
Kidneys!
Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.
Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.
Moandays.
Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.
To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.
I freed what
Sununday.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week
Cannelloni some money till next week
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Because they mess up the whole house!
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
No-eye deer.
Because she wants to rise and shine.
My sister.
The tiny little buns
Cos it's tear-able.
I've yet to find someone who knows.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
A snowfake.
A little plaque.
Six weeks old!
About eighty years
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
About 3 weeks.
