Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.