Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

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What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.