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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do need it at work?

It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts