Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-Nile...

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.