Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

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What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

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What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What do you mean I can't change the past?

Logs on to Wikipedia*