What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

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What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze