What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

Why aren't fish good tennis players?

They don't like getting close to the net!

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!