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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the clueless shark keep swimming in circles?

It had a bleed on its tail fin.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer