What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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Why did the cat fall into the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.

What do you call it when a cat gets angry?

A hissy fit. ba dum tss.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What's grey and can't swim?

A castle