What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What do you call a dog with no legs and balls of steal?

Sparkie.

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

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What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the Olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.