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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

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Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

How'd you get the scratches?

Flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!