What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming