What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a crazy person walk through the forest?

He takes the psychopath.

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.