What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!