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What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.