What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.