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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu