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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?

They trod on his corn.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

So he could look like his mama.