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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.