What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why haven't we found aliens yet?

Because they are searching for intelligent life too.

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What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.