What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu