What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Previous Random Joke Next

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

Mustache Jokes More Mustache Jokes

Why did the hipster burn his mustache on his coffee?

He was totally drinking it before it was cool.

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu