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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!