Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

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How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!