Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal