Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

My ghosh

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury.

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.