March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Previous Random Joke Next

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody