Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does The Rock said to his Girl Friend?

Im Stoned