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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did Hank Hill join an S&ampM club?

He heard they were Pro-Pain.

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why do witches have stiff joints?

They get broomatism!

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.