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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12