How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Who do you give a lost gun to?

The rifle owner.

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.