How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

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How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.