How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.