How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.