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How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt