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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens?

The SALT talks!

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What does a British man say when he's about to climax?

I'm arriving

What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.