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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

British Jokes More British Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.