What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

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What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn?

Allo-cate