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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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What do you call a chess blunder where you lose your castle?

A Rook-ey mistake.

Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What do you call an American communist?

Manifesto Destiny

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.