What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!