What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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Why did the Scarecrow lose the debate?

All he had was a straw-man argument.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

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Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.