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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Anniversary Jokes More Anniversary Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "