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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What is an out of date joke you still remember?

One from the 90's: What do you call a little burro A Burrito. What do you call a little taco A Taquito What do you call a little judge A Judge Ito

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

Anniversary Jokes More Anniversary Jokes

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.