Get married on his birthday.
They are both empty from the neck up.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
Because they can't remember the lyrics
REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
By long distance.
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He shellabrates!
A urinal cake.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
