What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).