Get married on his birthday.
He was tired of coffin.
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
So men can remember them.
Give him the sheet music.
Leave it in the cow.
A urinal cake.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).