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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

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What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

Who's there! Alligator! Alligator who?

Alligator for her birthday was a card!

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "