Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Bet on it.
Get under another one
Whittle by whittle.
Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.
A really strong gust of wind.
With a knife!
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Wohahaha! That was funny!
Give them a "test tickle."
Cancer
Word of mouse.
Lend it to Greece.
Shake'n bake.
Selfless
Don't go to school.
Hire a cunning linguist.
Slow your roll.
Make the jacket first.
Truck.
Undercover.
Ask Apple.
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
By long distance.
Gamble in British currency.
Leave it in the cow.
Non-habit forming
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Like a sixpack
Take the psychopath!!
By hare (air) mail.
With a track-tor!
Get married on his birthday.
Unique up on him
Use your test tickles
Give him the sheet music.
Don't bite any witches!
Seth Rollins with a chair
Test Tickles
IM Groot.
Cancer...
Leave the EU.
From a long ways away.
Don't pay the water bill.
A Suhhh Dude
Life insurance policies.
Just be *honest* with it man...
Start with a brief introduction.
Have someone throw it at you.
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
To which I replied: "a camera."
Evolution.
Cold turkey.
With a crane.
Heir mail
Ask a woman her age.
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
A coat hanger
9.81 m/s2
On the front page of reddit.
I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"
You con-du-it!!!
Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.
Write it down.
Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
I love you with all my art!
Vincent Van Cough
Synthia
Youre always meeting new people.
The train to Boston
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Diapertension
I had to draw my own conclusions.
Up vote to find out.
