Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
Bet on it.
Whittle by whittle.
A really strong gust of wind.
With a knife!
Wohahaha! That was funny!
Cancer
Word of mouse.
Lend it to Greece.
Selfless
Don't go to school.
Slow your roll.
Make the jacket first.
Truck.
Undercover.
Ask Apple.
ON AN OPPORTUNITY
By long distance.
Gamble in British currency.
Leave it in the cow.
Non-habit forming
You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...
Like a sixpack
Take the psychopath!!
By hare (air) mail.
With a track-tor!
Get married on his birthday.
Unique up on him
Use your test tickles
Give him the sheet music.
Don't bite any witches!
Seth Rollins with a chair
IM Groot.
Cancer...
Leave the EU.
From a long ways away.
Don't pay the water bill.
A Suhhh Dude
Just be *honest* with it man...
Start with a brief introduction.
Have someone throw it at you.
Evolution.
Cold turkey.
Heir mail
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945
9.81 m/s2
On the front page of reddit.
You con-du-it!!!
He ran into trafiki.
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Nun is better!
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
With a comb, In one fowl swoop.
Address.
Attire.
Diapertension
They both couldn't vote before 1920
A stable economy...
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Everywhere else.
