Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe the average bully?

Mean.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Clothing Jokes More Clothing Jokes

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

What is a pirates favorite article of clothing?

His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.