What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.