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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Why is KFC always out of toilet paper?

Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.

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What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on him

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?