What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.