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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

Why don't dwarfs smoke pipe weed?

Because it slows their

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.